Category: Dog Diary
The Perfect Father’s Day Gift For My Furdad
Dear Diary, Father’s Day is just around the corner……at least that’s what they tell me. I never know what day it is. My parents have a calendar hanging in their kitchen. But I don’t know how to read it. I just like to look at the pictures. They’re dogs…like me. Anyway, I think no one really knows what day or month it is anymore. March or May or Junary or Augcember? But that means it’s … Continue reading “The Perfect Father’s Day Gift For My Furdad”
Why Dogs Love Exercise?
Dear Diary, I wish they made a Fitbit for dogs. I’d strap it on one of my four wrists and then I’d run around the block twenty or so times, at least long enough for my tongue to hang out the side of my mouth. That’s how I know that I got in a really good workout. I bet I could get a ton of steps by doing some zoomies. Going on so many walks … Continue reading “Why Dogs Love Exercise?”
A Dog’s Opinion on How Weird Humans Are
Dear Diary, Now that we’ve spent so much time together, I’ve been observing my owner a lot more. And I’ve noticed that people are kind of peculiar creatures. They have lots of strange habits that I just don’t get. And I can’t help but think that humans are weirdos. This is a list of the weirdest stuff that I’ve seen them do: They go to the bathroom inside: I’m not sure why humans use a … Continue reading “A Dog’s Opinion on How Weird Humans Are”
What Happens In A Usual Dog’s Day Out
Dear Diary, My owner continues to stay home, which means every day is still the best day of my life. I jump out of bed at five or six or whenever the sun comes up (I never know what time it is – I’m not much of a “watch” dog). And then I intently stare at my owner until she takes me for a walk. I stare and stare until she makes eye contact. And … Continue reading “What Happens In A Usual Dog’s Day Out”
Dogs and Cats Weigh In About Being Stuck with Their Hooman
Dear Diary, I overheard some of the cats talking about the coronavirus late last night in the alley. It turns out, the feline world isn’t as thrilled about pet owners being home all the time. They’re not like us, I guess. Sal the tabby said he was tired of his owner sitting in his spot and watching “so much Netflix.” Carol, the Persian cat, said her owner was shedding everywhere because she hadn’t gotten a … Continue reading “Dogs and Cats Weigh In About Being Stuck with Their Hooman”
